Thursday, May 25, 2006

For 10 million dollars would you run over a dog with your car?

Saturday, May 20, 2006

I had a dream last night. I was sitting somewhere and a guy came up with this golden retriver. I started petting it and rubbing it and saying how cute it was and then the guy starts breaking out in a song from Mary Poppins. I think the song was "Chim-Chimeney Chim-Chimeney Chim Chim Sharoo" but I'm not sure...anyway he started making a parody of it, changing the words to stuff about his dog...and it sounded incrediblely good! It was like my dream became a musical right there. He was very musically talented, and he started tap dancing around and everything...I wondered, "who is this guy!" Then, next scene I was with Chelsea and Heather from work and the guy, and Chelsea was organizing for the four of us to go on tour singing these songs and dancing around. We had already ordered these little green masks for us to wear while we were performing and everything. She was trying to get Mr. Gledhill to sign our feildtrip forms, lol. But Mr. Gledhill was in a bad mood and just said, "You really need to stop doing everything so last minute, I can't sign this!" So we were really bummed, and Chelsea was we just sat around and thought to ourselves, "Dang, the audience is really gonna miss out.." ...and that was it :) It was a very fun dream!

Monday, May 15, 2006

(copied from someones myspace)

Unusual facts...
*The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
*Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
*The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
*Pearls melt in vinegar.
*The three most valuable brand names on earth:Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
*It is possible to lead a cow upstairs....but not downstairs.
*A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
*Turtles can breathe through their butts.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
*A snail can sleep for three years.
*No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
*All polar bears are left handed.
*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
*A penny costs 2 cents to make
*Almost everyone who reads this bulletin will try to lick their elbow.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Ivory or someone you must translate this because I had no idea what I was doing...

Acaso piensas que tus amigos nunca se acuerdan de ti...
Que nadie te quiere...
Que estas sólo/a y sin amigos....
Y tienes un deseo que crees que nunca se va a cumplir...
Pues estas equivocado.... Hola
Marika , tu amigo/a
Marika the Extraordinary! te ha enviado los mejores deseos para ti y la mejor de las suertes, junto con un gran saludo!!!
Dice que como ya tienes
18 años, pues ya debes de sentar cabeza y dejar de ir tanto a fiestas.
Dice que te manda este saludo con mucho
Ivory y que nunca lo olvides.
Y que espera que tengas suerte con
Mystery man .
Ah y que dice tu madre que hoy te toca
vaccuming asi que no jueges mucho en Internet y espabila.
Ahora bien, dice que si en serio deseas ser bueno/a en
trains debes de esforzarte.
Espera que ya no te enojes tanto por que cuando te enojas pareces un/a
anteater .
Tu deseo ha sido: "
I wish I could write a book " y si quieres que se cumpla manda esta página a
7 personas. Y si no la mandas tendras granos en la cara y tu deseo no se cumplirá :( Es en serio!!!!... un tio que entró aquí pidió de deseo nunca mas ver a su suegra y nunca envió esta página a nadie... ahora su suegra vive con él.

Anteaters are definately the most feo animal though. Look at it:

Friday, May 05, 2006

Out in the Fields with God
by Anonymous
The little cares that fretted me
I lost them yesterday
Among the fields, above the sea,
Among the winds at play,
Among the lowing of the herds,
The rustling of the trees,
Among the singing of the birds,
The humming of the bees.
The foolish fears of what might happen,
I cast them all away,
Among the clover-scented grass,
Among the new-mown hay,
Among the husking of the corn,
Where drowsy poppies nod,
Where ill thoughts die and good are born--
Out in the fields with God.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

this is kinda cool. It's a page of illusion things.
look at the turtles!