Thursday, April 16, 2009

don't worry, it's not you!

There exists a particular person whom, when I am in this person's presence, I find myself feeling unbearably annoyed. When this person speaks, I find myself visualizing a substance, similar to a mixture of tree sap and melted gummy bears, drip out of her mouth and smear all over my body. There is nothing I can do as the goo continues to crawl out of her mouth, the stickiness clogging even the air.

3 comments:

Valerie said...

You were born to be a writer.

Rakel said...

eww, that is disgusting cool!

Ivory said...

what in the world? :) i laughed.