For 10 million dollars would you run over a dog with your car?
1)Yes
2)No

I had a dream last night. I was sitting somewhere and a guy came up with this golden retriver. I started petting it and rubbing it and saying how cute it was and then the guy starts breaking out in a song from Mary Poppins. I think the song was "Chim-Chimeney Chim-Chimeney Chim Chim Sharoo" but I'm not sure...anyway he started making a parody of it, changing the words to stuff about his dog...and it sounded incrediblely good! It was like my dream became a musical right there. He was very musically talented, and he started tap dancing around and everything...I wondered, "who is this guy!" Then, next scene I was with Chelsea and Heather from work and the guy, and Chelsea was organizing for the four of us to go on tour singing these songs and dancing around. We had already ordered these little green masks for us to wear while we were performing and everything. She was trying to get Mr. Gledhill to sign our feildtrip forms, lol. But Mr. Gledhill was in a bad mood and just said, "You really need to stop doing everything so last minute, I can't sign this!" So we were really bummed, and Chelsea was furious...so we just sat around and thought to ourselves, "Dang, the audience is really gonna miss out.." ...and that was it :) It was a very fun dream!

(copied from someones myspace)

Unusual facts...

*The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

*Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

*The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

*Pearls melt in vinegar.

*The three most valuable brand names on earth:Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

*It is possible to lead a cow upstairs....but not downstairs.

*A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

*Turtles can breathe through their butts.

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

*A snail can sleep for three years.

*No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

*All polar bears are left handed.

*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

*A penny costs 2 cents to make

*Almost everyone who reads this bulletin will try to lick their elbow.

Ivory or someone you must translate this because I had no idea what I was doing...

Acaso piensas que tus amigos nunca se acuerdan de ti...
Que nadie te quiere...
Que estas sólo/a y sin amigos....
Y tienes un deseo que crees que nunca se va a cumplir...
Pues estas equivocado.... Hola
Marika , tu amigo/a
Marika the Extraordinary! te ha enviado los mejores deseos para ti y la mejor de las suertes, junto con un gran saludo!!!
Dice que como ya tienes
18 años, pues ya debes de sentar cabeza y dejar de ir tanto a fiestas.
Dice que te manda este saludo con mucho
Ivory y que nunca lo olvides.
Y que espera que tengas suerte con
Mystery man .
Ah y que dice tu madre que hoy te toca
vaccuming asi que no jueges mucho en Internet y espabila.
Ahora bien, dice que si en serio deseas ser bueno/a en
trains debes de esforzarte.
Espera que ya no te enojes tanto por que cuando te enojas pareces un/a
anteater .
Tu deseo ha sido: "
I wish I could write a book " y si quieres que se cumpla manda esta página a
7 personas. Y si no la mandas tendras granos en la cara y tu deseo no se cumplirá :( Es en serio!!!!... un tio que entró aquí pidió de deseo nunca mas ver a su suegra y nunca envió esta página a nadie... ahora su suegra vive con él.

Anteaters are definately the most feo animal though. Look at it:

Out in the Fields with God

by Anonymous

The little cares that fretted me

I lost them yesterday

Among the fields, above the sea,

Among the winds at play,

Among the lowing of the herds,

The rustling of the trees,

Among the singing of the birds,

The humming of the bees.

The foolish fears of what might happen,

I cast them all away,

Among the clover-scented grass,

Among the new-mown hay,

Among the husking of the corn,

Where drowsy poppies nod,

Where ill thoughts die and good are born--

Out in the fields with God.

this is kinda cool. It's a page of illusion things.
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index-e.html

look at the turtles!

What would you be more willing to do: give the rest of your long life to a cause you believe in, or die tomorrow for a cause you believe in?
1)Give my entire lifetime
2)Die tomorrow

I thank Steve for this game.

Well, Megan and I just came back early from our shopping day. It seems someone succeeded in poisoning Megan through those cinnamon rolls this morning! Poor girl. They sure were killer cinnamon rolls though I guess, lol.

"A friend in need is a friend indeed." Apparently, there are two ways to interprete this phrase. How do you interprete it?

haha, I stole this from Becca's page:

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	The process of bleaching rocks, esp. with a highlighter.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Just got over with bible study on Colossians. Had an interesting discussion about...do we need the bible? The arguement is, Paul and the other apostles didn't have the New Testament (before it was written) when they were filled with the Holy Spirit and thousands were saved each day. So why do we need it today?
Well, we kind of decided the answer is...we need it today for correction. We read it, and it either confirms the way we are already living our lives...or it lets us know we need to make a change. Christ in you is the most important thing, and the New Testament shouldn't just be more Law.
I think some people have been led to believe that studing and memorizing the bible will solve their problems. A chapter a day keeps Satan away?? but really...it's only Jesus the person that can bring reconciliation to God.

here's a line from the movie Joe vs. the Volcano that I <3:

JOE
Do you believe in God?

PATRICIA
I believe in myself.

JOE
What's that mean?

PATRICIA
I have confidence in myself.

JOE
I've done a lot of soul
searching lately. I've been
asking myself some tough
questions. You know what I've
found out?

PATRICIA
What?

JOE
I have no interest in myself.
I think about myself, I get
bored out of my mind.

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PATRICIA
My father says almost the whole world's asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says only a few people are awake. And they live in a state of constant total amazement.

I'm at the college right now, killing time before my violin lesson. lkfjgdlkhjtoiuuIIIYYDIEDRJ(*&&TFDGD%^WHNMSKO{{NCG. yeah...I could not sleep last night, it was really troublesome. I was having lots of dreams. They weren't happy dreams, but not horrifying either. I just didn't know what to do in a lot of them. eeeek.*gasp!* I just remembered I had a dream that MacKenzie quit the Chocolate Factory! Right after Sarah. :(
other news:
Rachel broke her wrist!
Caleb created a blog! (uber--nitro.blogspot.com)

aw, how cute.

my hero.

Well, I wasn't sure earlier, but now I'm as sure as I can be that LeTexier is not a believer. We are now in the sex psychology unit in her class and today there was a discussion on sexual orientation.
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*sigh*

I am very concerned about the future of our world. I am very concerned about the impact secular psychology will have on the next generations. The Godless psychology. The whole homosexuality issue. People who are not Christians have no reason to think it wrong because it passes their man-made steps for morality.
*as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, it's not wrong.

I hate how the world is so structureless. I hate how it is so chaotic when it's left with just itself.

She says "Define normal."
No one can do it because "normal" is another way of describing "what we are supposed to be." The sensible way of doing things. The normal way. Normal seems to imply that it has peace. Without knowing it, she is asking "what are we supposed to be like?" "what is the normal, peaceful way of behaving?" She doesn't give time for us to think or answer of course because the point of asking "what is normal?" is to say that normal doesn't exist. ...if you think about it, she is saying God doesn't exist. That there are so absolutes. And believing that and believing God at the same time is impossible. Absolutley. If only she knew believing there are no absolutes is absolutely wrong!